Where do babies come from?

Please feel free to share with your children at the appropriate time.
( You might want to change wine to ice cream or any other Mormon vice of your choice)

From my dear friend Vince.

"Mark said that you (Carrie) perhaps had some interest in an excerpt from an email I sent to Jason explaining where babies come from. Here it is:"

...Good news - I can help you. You are indeed correct; I am more experienced, so let me start at the beginning: When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to show each other just how much they love one another, they decide to make a baby. First, daddy takes mommy to a fancy restaurant and orders a bottle of mid-priced wine (not too cheap or mommy won't drink enough to lose her inhibitions; not too expensive or daddy will just be paying way too much for mommy to end up drunk, passed-out, and useless later in the evening). Then, daddy and mommy go home, where daddy tells mommy how beautiful she looks. He doesn't mention the ten extra pounds he doesn't remember marrying. They head off into the bedroom where they go through a ritual called "making love". Making love is where daddy kisses mommy just enough until he can put his beanstalk into mommy's flower pot. Daddy wiggles his beanstalk around until the baby seeds come out and get planted in mommy's tummy. Afterwards, daddy falls fast asleep, while mommy lies awake staring at the ceiling or reading from a catalog. Over the next nine months, the baby seeds grow into a full baby and whammo - a new baby arrives!....